..anthony.. ([info]keepthefaith) wrote,
@ 2003-01-02 18:04:00
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Current mood: sore
Current music:Third Eye Blind

Dentist...
Goodness... The dentist has NO MERCY for me!!

Routine cleanings turn into me kicking in the chair cuz my gums are so sore
I rarely floss right?.. I mean.. who flosses..

Dr. Chris told me that i am a dental Failure.. TOP 5 REASONS...

5) "Your gums bleed like a flood gates opening in a poorly constructed dam in the mighty Mississippi.."
4) "You had a RootCanal cuz your brother threw a shoe at you and knocked it out.. now its black..(who throws a shoe?)"
3) "You are not a smoker, coffee or tea drinker.. but your teeth look like you smoke 3 packs a day.. What is this stain behind your C3s?"
2) "You brush too freakin hard, and soon ur gums are gonna file away and ur gonna have the most sensitive teeth in history."

AND1

1) "Your head should slouch.. because you have so much silver in them from the 18 cavities you've had.. oh yeah.. we need to make another appointment.. u have another cavity"

The good news about this appointment.. is that ive never had braces, will never need them, and he said my wisdom teeth have grown in perfectly. But i only have 3?.. am i retarded? I must be some sort of medical mystery because I have an Odd number of teeth on purpose. Creepy eh?

---the fridge left for canada... MBK is on hiatus.. or is it?---
-saw THE HOT CHICK last nite.. halarious.. and ate An AllStar Sampler at the 99.. mad good kad...

OK I GO




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